Dirty Mind

It’s Just your Dirty Mind

I’m sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player is He and She

She whispered “Will it hurt me?”
“Of course not” answered he
“It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.”

She said “I’m frightened,
I’ve not had this before.
My friend has had it five times.
And said it can be sore.

Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it.

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size

“Calm yourself” he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
“Try and open a bit wider
So I can get in.”

“It’s coming now.” he whispered.
“I know.” she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said “I am glad I am having this..”

And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout.
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile
She said “I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while.”

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Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find…
Is not what you imagined
It’s just your dirty mind!!!….

Ode to the most important people in my life

There is my bai called Sundar¹

Who is more of a nature’s blunder

She sweeps the floor

And knocks on the door

Just when to sleep I surrender

(1: Name same, bai still the same!)

There was also my cook called Anmol²

Who made in my pockets many hole

The Roti she would make

The policemen used to take

To be used as torture weapon against the foul

(2: Name changed to protect her identity. She is now thinking of joining Anti Terrorist Squad to teach em a lesson)

There was a watchman, Bahadur³ was his name

Sleeping was one of his favourite game

Some people came to steal

Even his pants they could peel

And all the while he was in the dream frame

(3: Name changed to protect HIS identity since I heard he has joined DREAMZ UNLIMITED inc and is doing good)

My driver, Deewan⁴, was his name

Formula 1 was his only aim

While he drove on the roads

There were heart-attack loads

And on rain he would put the blame

(4. Name changed to protect MY identity)

The receptionist in my office was called Sweety⁵

As per some men, she was cute and pretty

She would giggle, she would smile

And all the while

She would bat her eyelashes like a tweety

(5: Name varies as per the department 😛 What’s her name in your area? 😉

p.s.   Post was updated to let the readers in on the the current state of the various affairs.