Happiness quotients.

Men Are Just Happier People– You know why?

Your get to keep your last name.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody messes with the junk in the corner.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a yellow T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You do not need to worry about your waist.
Same work, more pay. Hurray!
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
Or stare at your bums behind your back.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks, guns, aircraft.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can unscrew all your own bottles.
You freely appreciate crude jokes.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are a born driver.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don’t need to worry even if your hair cease to exist.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You don’t really need to worry about the fourth drink at a cocktail party.
You ONLY have to shave your face.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet, one belt and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
Everything on your face stays in its original color.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Or a beard.
You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.
One after-shave. Deo is optional. Period.
No wonder men are happier.


Statue of ‘Liberty’!

Statue of 'Liberty'!

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