When in glass house…..


The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: ‘Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?’ Marie: ‘Well, ma’am, three reasons why I want de increase. The first one, mi iron better than you’!

Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’
Marie: ‘Your husband says so.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’
Marie: ‘The second reason…… .ah cooks better than you.’

Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’
Marie: ‘Your husband again’

Wife: ‘Oh.’
Marie: ‘My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..’

Wife: (really furious now): ‘My husband says that as well??’ Marie: ‘No ma’am, the Gardener.

Wife: ‘How much increase yuh seh you want again?’

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