Mirror


A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom
door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my
door, make my bust-line forty-four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous
proportions.

Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both
return.

This time the husband crossed his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor."

Again, there is a bright flash and……….both his legs fall off.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: