Can’t make this up!


Getting really bored I was  checking out some stuff about Vedic astrology. Came across this forum and on one thread was this guy offering free horoscope readings….and here is a Gem from that thread!

SIR MY SISTER GET MARRIED AROUND 10 YEARS BEFORE AND STILL NOT HAPPY WITH THIRE LIFE,SHE ALWAYS IN TENSION HER DESIRE HAPPINESS AND LOVE, SATISFACTION FROM LIFE NEVER GET HER AFTER MARRIAGE.

WHAT WE DO SIR???

SIR SISTER HAS TWO GIRLS,THERE ANY CHANCE FOR BOY?IF YES NEED TO DONE ANY POOJA/UPPAY.

SIR SISTER ALWAYS SICK.(TENSION,PAIN IN BODY,ANGER,AND WEAKENS)

SIR ABOUT MY JIJA JI HE ALSO SEEK AND GOING WEEK DAY BY DAY.NOT CARING TOO MUCH MY SISTER,SIR FINICAL CONDITION ALSO NOT SO GOOD(SHOP MY SEALED IN DELHI SEALING )NOW WORKING WITH BROTHER IN HIS SHOP.WHEN HE ABLE GET HER SHOP,WHEN HIS FINICAL CONDITION IMPROVE.

ANY UPPAY AND REMEDIES FOR JIJA JI PLEASE.

SIR I KNOW YOUR TIME IS MORE PRECIOUS THEN ME BUT I WRITTEN THIS MAIL WITH LOTS OF HOPES PLEASE GIVE ME GUIDANCE SO I CAN HELP MY SISTER.

JAI MAT KI.

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4 Responses

  1. podaponuaku.
    ROFL.. whatever made you get on the forum sure did put a smile 🙂

    New FINICAL funsense 🙂

  2. Poda,

    Ever tried the matrimonial websites? Some of the claims are outrageously funny.

  3. hehehehehe I know!

  4. Uppay?

    I can build a slogan for that sisters finical help “If You Pay, there’s always a Uppay “

    “GOING WEEK DAY BY DAY” will surely lead to “GOING TO DIE YEAR BY YEAR “.
    *scary*
    ~uh~

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