Hilarious written exchanges between a customer and room service.
Filed under: Jokes, Social | Tagged: Camay, communication, fun, funny pics, Hotel, humour, Imperial Leather, language, Service, Soap | 3 Comments »
Dirty Mind
Posted on Tuesday, 21 April 2009 by ~uh~™
It’s Just your Dirty Mind
I’m sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player is He and She
She whispered “Will it hurt me?”
“Of course not” answered he
“It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.”
She said “I’m frightened,
I’ve not had this before.
My friend has had it five [...]
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Medical Terms Redefined
Posted on Monday, 30 March 2009 by ~uh~™
Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a
doctor? Needless to say he never made it. Do you know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam:
Antibody – against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.
Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section – a district in [...]
Filed under: Literature, Nonsense | Tagged: creative, definition, exam, fun, humour, Joke, language, medical, terms | 1 Comment »
5 practical ways to piss off the System Admin
Posted on Monday, 30 March 2009 by ~uh~™
Five sure-shot ways to piss off the System Administrator/ IT Villain
1. Send purchase request for expensive Licensed software applications and insist without them you are not able to perform your tasks. After 2 days ask him if he can just upgrade your mouse instead.
2. Take a screenshot of a complicated excel file and save it [...]
Filed under: Corporate, Nonsense | Tagged: admin, Corporate, creative, fun, humour, Nonsense, piss-off, system | 1 Comment »
Corporate Adjectives
Posted on Thursday, 19 March 2009 by ~uh~™
How Bailout Packages Work
Posted on Saturday, 21 February 2009 by ~uh~™
