Epilogue

After the dinner with Banta was over, Philip felt quite pissed off.  He had hardly eaten anything, Banta having siphoned off his appetite. Fretting and fuming, he returned to his room, ticking his staff off on the way….
He barked at his chauffer,
“Check the limo’s battery…..O haberdasher of asshattery!”
He roared at his valet,
“Bring me [...]

Banta’s Day Out

Banta has been one of my favourite characters. This one is the latest of his escapades…
Banta is invited to dine with Queen Elizabeth and her consort Prince Philip.  Naturally Banta is damn impressed by the grandeur and opulence. While they are having dinner, the Queen smiles at Banta and says “Pass me the Wine…O Divine!”. [...]