Reply to a Matrimonial Ad in a Desi newspaper!!
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Dear Madam,
I am an older young uncle living only with myself in Amritsar . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Punjab . I am nice and [...]
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"One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent
that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating baked
beans, my all time favourite.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way
home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my [...]
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom
door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my
door, make my bust-line forty-four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous
proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes [...]
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Survey shows-
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men [...]
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