Posted on Thursday, 4 June 2009 by ~uh~™
Thorn was on a business trip and was staying in this fancy hotel. When he went up to his room there was a sign near the bed that said “Try our Oriental Massage”.
So he rang down to the reception and told the clerk that he’d wanted to try one of the massages. About ten minutes [...]
Filed under: Jokes, Social | Tagged: Asian, boner, KLPD, massage, message, Oriental | Leave a Comment »
Posted on Thursday, 4 June 2009 by ~uh~™
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen bring up the subject of [...]
Filed under: Jokes | Tagged: dick, headache, Mars, sex, small | 2 Comments »
