Customer Service INXS

Hilarious written exchanges between a customer and room service.

IPL – KKR

Greatbong has come out with another bouncer..  especially no 5 rocked.
http://www.cricbuzz.com/component/latest_cricket_news/Story/13549

Pulse or enjoying life ?

Q: If a sexy girl faints, which part would you examine first ?
Hint: Pu_s_
A: Boys who answered Pulse became Doctors. Others enjoyed life.
The above sms was forwarded to a humorous Doctor.
The following was his reply-
Correction please. Boys who answered Pulse became Doctors and enjoyed life at will. Others  had to wait for girls to faint, [...]

Hypnotist

It was opening night at the Orpheum theatre and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.
As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, ”Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put [...]